The Manchester United fan who promised not to cut his hair until the club wins 5 consecutive matches is only 2 victories away from achieving it. #copied
ποΈπ£οΈDavid Neres: βWhen I was young, there were 2 girls joking about me, saying I'm ugly. I wasn't really ugly but broke. I felt bad because I couldn't get a girlfriend back then.
When I returned to my old town with a Lamborghini 5 years later, they saw me and started running after me. The started fighting over me. So, I took them both to a 5 star hotel room. I told them that I had to go to the toilet, grabbed my car keys & drove home without paying for the rooms.β
What a legend! Peace has never been an optionπππ»